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Topic: Cheating Wife (Read 4 times)

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Cheating Wife
« Result #1 on Mar 25, 2009, 1:43am »

Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"

Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."

"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.

"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"

"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?"
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Topic: Losing Virginity (Read 4 times)

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Losing Virginity
« Result #2 on Mar 25, 2009, 1:42am »

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

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Topic: Violin Lessons (Read 1 time)

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Violin Lessons
« Result #3 on Mar 25, 2009, 12:31am »

"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.

¡¡¡¡"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.

¡¡¡¡"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.

¡¡¡¡"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."

¡¡¡¡"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.

¡¡¡¡He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.

¡¡¡¡The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.

¡¡¡¡She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.

¡¡¡¡"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.

¡¡¡¡She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.

¡¡¡¡Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.

¡¡¡¡When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."

¡¡¡¡Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.

¡¡¡¡"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"

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Topic: Angels Watching Over Me (Read 2 times)

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Angels Watching Over Me
« Result #4 on Mar 25, 2009, 12:31am »

All night,all day,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me.
Sun is a-setting in the west,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
Sleep my child,take your rest,
Angels watching over me.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me.
Sun is a-setting in the west,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
Sleep my child,take your rest,
Angels watching over me.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me,my Lord.
All night,all day,
Angels watching over me.

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