Bickering!

[Z]

YAY! I LOVE suits. I wore one instead of a dress to my sister's wedding... My grandfather hated me for it, I think...

[Maverik]

rhombus said:

I want everyone to dress in drag - girls wear tux's and boys wear dresses. that way I dont think I'll freak out when if Skotty comes ^_^

Oooookay... definitely the wrong time to tune into this conversation! O__o Though with you guys, I hardly feel surprised...

[Rhombus]

Yay for old people who disown thier family! xD

And, Mav? Don't worry to much about it, I doubt even we understand ourselves.

BTW - wanna come to our wedding? Open bar

[Maverik]

rhombus said:

wanna come to our wedding? Open bar

You've said the magic words!

I'll be there even if I have to travel by camel and chop down a tree with a herring to get there! Just one request...

....can I be in charge of pyrotechnics? ;D

[Z]

But of course!

Providing that you don't scald the priest.

That's our job!

[Rhombus]

Yesh, this will be the bestest wedding ever!

Yay Pyromaniacs! xD

Feel free to set some of my family on fire. I wont press charges, they arent worth it xP

[Maverik]

lmao! Well, as long as I have your permission, I'll make sure the sparks fly!

......

(Oh, fudge, the evil punny bunnies are after me again! >__< Avaunt, fell beasts!! Ni!)

And don't worry about scalding priests, that isn't in my job description and I'd rather not be excommunicated just yet. How about the band/DJ/whatever-kind-of-musical-entertainment-you'll-have? I like my music caliente... ;D And if I hear so much as one polka song the flame-thrower's coming out! -___-

[Rhombus]

Z, call your uncle Boris and tell him that the gig is off.

We'll get the Misfits to play, followed by MyChem, then Incubus, and lastly Marilyn Manson.

Maybe some J-pop or Latino thrown in there, too

[Maverik]

Sweeeet! -rocks out to "Pardon Me"-

MCR and Incubus? I'll keep my flame-thrower in my purse, then, next to my flail.

[Rhombus]

Better be a big purse, a Gucci maybe? Or Dolci and Cabana?

[Maverik]

Oh, it's a big purse alright! More like a kangaroo pouch than anything... not... that kangaroos have been known to carry flails in their pouches, but you get my drift... O__o I dunno the brand. It's big, brown, and soft like a kitten! ^__^ -pets-

...I just had coffee. Can you tell?

;D ;D ;D

[Z]

I don't like big purses... My grandmother carries her HUGE ASS TAMPONS in hers.... SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRy....

[Rhombus]

TAMPONS ARE THE DEVILS INVENTION!

[Maverik]

lol A little more than I needed to know, but thank you for that update on the status of your grandmother's tampons, Z. O__o Really. I think the trauma of that mental image just made my IQ drop below freezing.

As for having a big purse, I only like it because I can stuff my sketchpad in there. And the flail. And the flame thrower. And the little yard gnomes that mock me with their beady little eyes. But other than that, I hardly use it for anything.

[Z]

Oh. That's okay, then.

Tampons are fun to throw at people! ;P

You know what's better, though?
Go to a retirement community, armed with issues of Out and the Advocate and place them in strategic locations.